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PostSubject: Husband Wife Jokes   Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:56 pm

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Husband Wife Jokes



Wife Surprises Her Husband

Wife decides buys a new sim card and puts it in her phone. She decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.

She goes to her bedroom and calls her husband with the new number “Hello Darling”.

Her husband replies in a low tone “Let me call you back later honey, the dumb lady is in the kitchen”.

The Increased Salary Joke

Husband sent a message to his wife “Hi I will come late after work and please try to wash my dirty clothes and prepare my favorite dish before I return to home”

After this he sent another message “Sorry I forgot to tell you that my salary got increased and when I receive my next payment I will be getting you a new car”

His wife messaged back “OMG really”

The husband replied “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”


What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity?

A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face,
& u get the rarest opportunity of your life..
Never miss it!!


Compliment


Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty....

But can you still give me a good compliment ??

Husband replied,

Yes....Your eyesight is still excellent.





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