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 Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

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PostSubject: Two Ladies Talking in Heaven   Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:41 pm

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1st woman: Hi! Barbara.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How did you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, finally I died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement and searched. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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PostSubject: Re: Two Ladies Talking in Heaven   Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:40 pm

hahah i o i o lol!
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