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PostSubject: >> Interesting Chat <<   Sun Sep 09, 2012 3:15 pm


Interesting chat



Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female - Online chat.


(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's)


Hero : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?


Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat


Hero : wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat


Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.


Hero : OK

(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his desk ).


Manager : Hey, I need some help from you


Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me.


Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?


Hero : I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.


Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]


(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)


Female: Hey, am back


Hero : cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work.... $*#&$@


Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!


Hero : Yep, u rite!!


Female: Hey, can u do me a favor


Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.


Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out


Hero : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.

ok?


Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM ...!!


AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW !!





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